“Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music.”

Then promptly switch out the conductor. Oh, and get rid of half the string section. Ehhhh, just cut out anything that sounds like it was written by fairies. Crank up the horns and timpani. Make it sound like music from World War II movies. I mean, it's my damn 100th birthday, and I want everything to be perfect. You know what? Just play The Imperial March. Get the strings back out. Perfect.